Lots of Jokes for Kids by Zondervan

Author:Zondervan
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: ebook
Publisher: Zonderkidz
Published: 2015-04-01T00:00:00+00:00

How do you get a rhinoceros to stop charging?

Take away his credit card.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck.

Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?

Because he was a little shellfish.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate baaaaaar.

What bird steals from the rich to give to the poor?

Robin Hood.

What did the mother bee say to the baby bee?

“Behive yourself.”

Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

Because they had a crush on each other.

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